Hughes.
2008-06-02 20:44:34 UTC
It seems to me, what with things like the biologically unnecessary
appendixes we still have, that can get infected, explode and kill us,
that we can't be finished evolving yet, as a species.
So this is mind, it occurs to me that, unattractive though they are,
women with bingo wings may well be the next evolutionary step towards
unassisted human flight. Should this be encouraged? or should we fear
for a future generation of super women who are able to fly above our
heads, dropping heavy objects on us poor earthbound men, held aloft by
their saggy underarm dewlaps?
Do we embrace this new mutation? Or should we fear a new feminist
luftwaffe terrorising us forever more?
Should we avoid women with bingo wings so this new breed can't
propogate, or should we encourage it in a Darwinian survival of the
fittest style, by throwing fat birds off rooftops and mating with
those who survive?
appendixes we still have, that can get infected, explode and kill us,
that we can't be finished evolving yet, as a species.
So this is mind, it occurs to me that, unattractive though they are,
women with bingo wings may well be the next evolutionary step towards
unassisted human flight. Should this be encouraged? or should we fear
for a future generation of super women who are able to fly above our
heads, dropping heavy objects on us poor earthbound men, held aloft by
their saggy underarm dewlaps?
Do we embrace this new mutation? Or should we fear a new feminist
luftwaffe terrorising us forever more?
Should we avoid women with bingo wings so this new breed can't
propogate, or should we encourage it in a Darwinian survival of the
fittest style, by throwing fat birds off rooftops and mating with
those who survive?