Odd Things

[syd ricketts]

There must be a lot of odd things we do - posting on here is one
LOLROFLKMARTLOL!

I was in the supermarket yesterday with a shopping list and couldn't
find something. Before I knew it, I began stroking myself with the
list. It's the only occasion where I stroke myself with the key to
what I'm looking for. Imagine if I employed it when I couldn't find my
girlfriend! I'd rip my clothes to shreds with whichever power tool I
was brandishing!

Therefore, it's an odd thing.

[monkie]

Post by syd ricketts
There must be a lot of odd things we do - posting on here is one
LOLROFLKMARTLOL!
I was in the supermarket yesterday with a shopping list and couldn't
find something. Before I knew it, I began stroking myself with the
list. It's the only occasion where I stroke myself with the key to
what I'm looking for. Imagine if I employed it when I couldn't find my
girlfriend! I'd rip my clothes to shreds with whichever power tool I
was brandishing!
Therefore, it's an odd thing.

you don't have a girlfriend, you live in an amish community in east
grinstead and you are not in a supermarket, you're in the field putting
pigs in a barrel.

GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER RICKETS!!!!111

[Hughes.]

Post by monkie

Post by syd ricketts
There must be a lot of odd things we do - posting on here is one
LOLROFLKMARTLOL!
I was in the supermarket yesterday with a shopping list and couldn't
find something. Before I knew it, I began stroking myself with the
list. It's the only occasion where I stroke myself with the key to
what I'm looking for. Imagine if I employed it when I couldn't find my
girlfriend! I'd rip my clothes to shreds with whichever power tool I
was brandishing!
Therefore, it's an odd thing.

you don't have a girlfriend, you live in an amish community in east
grinstead and you are not in a supermarket, you're in the field putting
pigs in a barrel.
GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER RICKETS!!!!111
--
-monkie-www.commando-destruction.comwww.dogshitrotpot.com

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.digitiser/browse_thread/thread/804928bbcf92ee76/5d24d519425a1f6e?hl=en&lnk=gst&q=importuning+a+parsnip#5d24d519425a1f6e

[syd ricketts]

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.digitiser/browse_thread/thread/8...

Those were the days, hey?!

No one tries to imitate my inimitable brand of humour these days.

*sadface*

[syd ricketts]

Post by monkie
you don't have a girlfriend, you live in an amish community in east
grinstead and you are not in a supermarket, you're in the field putting
pigs in a barrel.
GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER RICKETS!!!!111

You need to ask yourself several questions, I think, monkiemaaaaaan.
Then, and only then, will you have the power to gripe.

[monkie]

Post by syd ricketts

Post by monkie
you don't have a girlfriend, you live in an amish community in east
grinstead and you are not in a supermarket, you're in the field putting
pigs in a barrel.
GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER RICKETS!!!!111

You need to ask yourself several questions, I think, monkiemaaaaaan.
Then, and only then, will you have the power to gripe.

i already have the power to "grape", so any more special powers would
lead to disillusion with the special power system.

AND WE ALL KNOW GRAPING AND GRIPING AT THE SAME TIME IS WHAT KILLED BOLAN.

[syd ricketts]

Post by monkie
AND WE ALL KNOW GRAPING AND GRIPING AT THE SAME TIME IS WHAT KILLED BOLAN.
--
-monkie-www.commando-destruction.comwww.dogshitrotpot.com

I wonder if Rolan Bolan and Zowie Bowie ever meet up and laugh about
the names given to Bob Geldof and Paula Yates offspring - THEY DON'T
EVEN RHYME, MY SON!

[monkie]

Post by syd ricketts

Post by monkie
AND WE ALL KNOW GRAPING AND GRIPING AT THE SAME TIME IS WHAT KILLED BOLAN.
--
-monkie-www.commando-destruction.comwww.dogshitrotpot.com

I wonder if Rolan Bolan and Zowie Bowie ever meet up and laugh about
the names given to Bob Geldof and Paula Yates offspring - THEY DON'T
EVEN RHYME, MY SON!

peaches geldorf should rename herself "peach leech".

SATIRE! SA TIRE HAS COME OFF PARSPORTO!!!111