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Vote early, vote often.
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Hughes.
2010-05-06 17:38:00 UTC
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I would like all foreigners to be murdered, poor people to be turned
into dog food, peasants to be kept off my land, for Coldplay to be
disembowelled on live television and for Joanna Lumley to be crowned
our new Queen.

Vote for me, by writing my name on your ballot paper and none of these
things will happen.

However, if you then fold your ballot paper into a paper aeroplane you
will have a fun toy to play with.

Alternatively, sneak some glue into the polling station, and stick
your folded ballot paper together, to provide the people who count the
votes with hours of hilarity.


--
I muse (Ian Goose)
judge_nutmeg inda hahs

whoooooa whooooowoh camo-flarge, things are never quite the way they
seem
woooohehhha whwoooeii camoflaaaaaaaarrrrjjje this was an awfully big
mariine!
monkie
2010-05-11 11:45:59 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
I would like all foreigners to be murdered, poor people to be turned
into dog food, peasants to be kept off my land, for Coldplay to be
disembowelled on live television and for Joanna Lumley to be crowned
our new Queen.
Vote for me, by writing my name on your ballot paper and none of these
things will happen.
did you win? nobody else did.

PAPPLEWICK COUCIL IS IN CHAOS.
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-monkie-
www.commando-destruction.com
www.dogshitrotpot.com
Hughes.
2010-05-15 10:11:35 UTC
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Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
I would like all foreigners to be murdered, poor people to be turned
into dog food, peasants to be kept off my land, for Coldplay to be
disembowelled on live television and for Joanna Lumley to be crowned
our new Queen.
Vote for me, by writing my name on your ballot paper and none of these
things will happen.
did you win? nobody else did.
PAPPLEWICK COUCIL IS IN CHAOS.
--
-monkie-www.commando-destruction.comwww.dogshitrotpot.com
I did win. I am now controlling the UK through my puppet
administration. That is to say, I am controlling this Punch & Judy
booth with my puppets. A STRING OF SAUSAGES!!

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I am Hughes (I amuse)
Judge_Nutmeg in teh hahszoen

I haven't set up a sig so I'll just type some shit here.
monkie
2010-05-15 22:24:08 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
Vote for me, by writing my name on your ballot paper and none of these
things will happen.
did you win? nobody else did.
PAPPLEWICK COUCIL IS IN CHAOS.
I did win. I am now controlling the UK through my puppet
administration. That is to say, I am controlling this Punch& Judy
booth with my puppets. A STRING OF SAUSAGES!!
your sausages look leik a penis so i'm calling the police.

POLICE!
--
-monkie-
www.commando-destruction.com
www.dogshitrotpot.com
syd ricketts
2010-05-16 13:52:35 UTC
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Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
Vote for me, by writing my name on your ballot paper and none of these
things will happen.
did you win? nobody else did.
PAPPLEWICK COUCIL IS IN CHAOS.
I did win. I am now controlling the UK through my puppet
administration. That is to say, I am controlling this Punch&  Judy
booth with my puppets. A STRING OF SAUSAGES!!
your sausages look leik a penis so i'm calling the police.
POLICE!
--
-monkie-www.commando-destruction.comwww.dogshitrotpot.com
You don't change, Hughesy! You really don't, maaaaan!
monkie
2010-05-17 12:28:37 UTC
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Post by syd ricketts
Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
Vote for me, by writing my name on your ballot paper and none of these
things will happen.
did you win? nobody else did.
PAPPLEWICK COUCIL IS IN CHAOS.
I did win. I am now controlling the UK through my puppet
administration. That is to say, I am controlling this Punch& Judy
booth with my puppets. A STRING OF SAUSAGES!!
your sausages look leik a penis so i'm calling the police.
POLICE!
--
-monkie-www.commando-destruction.comwww.dogshitrotpot.com
You don't change, Hughesy! You really don't, maaaaan!
some people refuse to wear swimwear in the council pool.
--
-monkie-
www.commando-destruction.com
www.dogshitrotpot.com
Hughes.
2010-05-17 09:27:44 UTC
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Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
Vote for me, by writing my name on your ballot paper and none of these
things will happen.
did you win? nobody else did.
PAPPLEWICK COUCIL IS IN CHAOS.
I did win. I am now controlling the UK through my puppet
administration. That is to say, I am controlling this Punch&  Judy
booth with my puppets. A STRING OF SAUSAGES!!
your sausages look leik a penis so i'm calling the police.
POLICE!
--
-monkie-www.commando-destruction.comwww.dogshitrotpot.com
Sausages don't kill people,
botulism do!
Call the Environmental Health Officer,
WOO WOO WOO

--
You know who I am

blah blah
monkie
2010-05-17 12:29:55 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
I did win. I am now controlling the UK through my puppet
administration. That is to say, I am controlling this Punch& Judy
booth with my puppets. A STRING OF SAUSAGES!!
your sausages look leik a penis so i'm calling the police.
POLICE!
Sausages don't kill people,
botulism do!
Call the Environmental Health Officer,
WOO WOO WOO
i'm still calling the police on your ass.

AND ZOMBIE THATCHER!!!
--
-monkie-
www.commando-destruction.com
www.dogshitrotpot.com
Hughes.
2010-05-17 14:03:42 UTC
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Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
Post by monkie
Post by Hughes.
I did win. I am now controlling the UK through my puppet
administration. That is to say, I am controlling this Punch&    Judy
booth with my puppets. A STRING OF SAUSAGES!!
your sausages look leik a penis so i'm calling the police.
POLICE!
Sausages don't kill people,
botulism do!
Call the Environmental Health Officer,
WOO WOO WOO
i'm still calling the police on your ass.
AND ZOMBIE THATCHER!!!
Zombie Gemma vs. Zombie Thatcher - FIGHT!
syd ricketts
2010-05-17 19:29:13 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
Zombie Gemma vs. Zombie Thatcher - FIGHT!
I met a zombie once. He promised not to eat my brains and, true to his
word, he didn't. However, he did crash my car til I was dead.

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