MFI Persecution: Flat pack assassin 25/11/2007

On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:53:37 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Hughes.
My bedroom (25/11/2007)

OMLO!

MrPSB

2007-11-28 18:00:57 UTC

Post by Hughes.
My bedroom (25/11/2007)
Certainty level :12 level teaspoons
My wardrobe collapsed this afternoon, nearly killing me.
Just minutes earlier Dale Winton had been on the radio saying "Thank
HEAVEN for IKEA." I am 40% less fat that this is him telling me
furniture will send me into the afterlife. I asked invisble Percy, my
psychic wolverine for confirmation of this, but he refused to answer.
I am 70% cocoa solids that this means he is on the conspiracy.
31337

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.

Again.

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LewisQ

2007-11-29 07:08:25 UTC

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of these
and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Does he still produce new ones? I thought he'd been regurgitating posts from
the mid nineties for years. Perhaps he could get Mooney to introduce him to
the delights of WoW.

MrPSB

2007-11-29 19:33:14 UTC

Post by LewisQ

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of these
and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Does he still produce new ones? I thought he'd been regurgitating posts from
the mid nineties for years.

If that's not the point of Zombie AD, I don't know what is

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Lister

2007-11-30 20:34:26 UTC

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:33:14 +0000, MrPSB

Post by LewisQ

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of these
and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Does he still produce new ones? I thought he'd been regurgitating posts from
the mid nineties for years.

If that's not the point of Zombie AD, I don't know what is

Nraaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssss

Hughes.

2007-11-29 23:38:29 UTC

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007

Spirit Level: 90°

Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me

Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.

When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.

Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.

Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.

Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.

8008

MrPSB

2007-11-30 23:11:28 UTC

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

Could your head be stuck any further up your own arse? No one asked
you to read the post so why dont you fuck off else where? What right
do you have to have a go at the posts on here? None you tosspot. Truly
you are what is know as a wanker.

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Hughes.

2007-12-02 11:56:25 UTC

On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

There's no need to be sarcastic about things. Do you get a kick out
of being a jerk, or is it something you can't help? Someone should
come round to your house and sort you out, at least then you'll learn
to shut your mouth and stop being such a dick. You're just a typical
sarcastic internet jerk, and you always will be.

Hughes.

2007-12-02 12:16:03 UTC

On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152

it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

Bigerection Stiffybollocks

2007-12-02 13:15:13 UTC

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

This is better.

--
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Hughes.

2007-12-02 18:21:56 UTC

On Dec 2, 1:15 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

This is better.

Indeed.

Bigerection Stiffybollocks

2007-12-02 13:22:47 UTC

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Hughes.

2007-12-02 18:22:20 UTC

On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

MrPSB

2007-12-02 19:32:34 UTC

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel the
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, and you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope you
all rot in hell.

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Lister

2007-12-02 19:55:28 UTC

On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to
post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're
scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

Hughes.

2007-12-02 20:12:36 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

y'know, if you guys actually woke up, and smelled the air outside,
youd
probably realise what life is. Not that you'd know, cos youre too
busy
cussing 'shit newbies' thinking youre great in the mean time because
of it.
you guys are worse than the perverts who request child porn and stuff,
youre
so below their level, you make them look like royalty,. your INTERNET
SCUM a
disease to the world wide web. I know youre gonna reply under this '
you
shit newbie' because its all you ever fucking do. its very sad indeed.
hey.
go outside, its nice and bright with fresh air - or go get a better
hobby.
You fucks make up some of the worst bits of the internet. youre all a
bunch
of fucked up idividuals who thinks its funny to cuss who u dont know
to look
good. just carry on wasting your lives away, and when your stuck at
burger
king mopping the floor when your 40. think of this moment, and how
you
totally wasted your lives on utter bollocks like this. You Wankers.
All Of
you.

Lister

2007-12-02 20:37:32 UTC

On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

Could your head be stuck any further up your own arse? No one asked
you to read the post so why don't you fuck off elsewhere? What right
do you have to have a go at the posts on here? None, you tosspot.
Truly you are what is know as a wanker.

MrPSB

2007-12-02 22:03:53 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*

and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Barnard

2007-12-04 13:36:58 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Dr. Glyndwr

2007-12-04 16:22:50 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Hughes.

2007-12-04 21:06:15 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

Dr. Glyndwr

2007-12-05 16:10:07 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

Hughes.

2007-12-05 17:41:40 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop
acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.

PS, how did Barnyard miss this stuff the first time around? Was it
before/after his time?

I wish I could remeber which ramp came up with "jacksie-ramming
cupcake". That was some funny shizzle.

MrPSB

2007-12-05 21:42:27 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
PS, how did Barnyard miss this stuff the first time around? Was it
before/after his time?
I wish I could remeber which ramp came up with "jacksie-ramming
cupcake". That was some funny shizzle.

I'm sure someone with technical knowledge could knock together a bot to
post this repeatedly, thus ensuring a.d. never dies.

It would probably be funnier than 99% of a.d. was, especially everything
I ever posted.

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Hughes.

2007-12-05 23:14:11 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to
post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
PS, how did Barnyard miss this stuff the first time around? Was it
before/after his time?
I wish I could remeber which ramp came up with "jacksie-ramming
cupcake". That was some funny shizzle.

I'm sure someone with technical knowledge could knock together a bot to
post this repeatedly, thus ensuring a.d. never dies.
It would probably be funnier than 99% of a.d. was, especially everything
I ever posted.

Wags could probably do it, or just auto-flood a.d with his droid-rot
ramblings from hahs.

Hughes.

2007-12-05 23:33:09 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90�
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to
post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're
scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
PS, how did Barnyard miss this stuff the first time around? Was it
before/after his time?
I wish I could remeber which ramp came up with "jacksie-ramming
cupcake". That was some funny shizzle.

I'm sure someone with technical knowledge could knock together a bot to
post this repeatedly, thus ensuring a.d. never dies.
It would probably be funnier than 99% of a.d. was, especially everything
I ever posted.

Wags could probably do it, or just auto-flood a.d with his droid-rot
ramblings from hahs.

Dreamwarper's droid-rot, that is.

splenectomy

Dr. Glyndwr

2007-12-06 13:37:57 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to
post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're
scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
PS, how did Barnyard miss this stuff the first time around? Was it
before/after his time?
I wish I could remeber which ramp came up with "jacksie-ramming
cupcake". That was some funny shizzle.

I'm sure someone with technical knowledge could knock together a bot to
post this repeatedly, thus ensuring a.d. never dies.
It would probably be funnier than 99% of a.d. was, especially everything
I ever posted.

Wags could probably do it, or just auto-flood a.d with his droid-rot
ramblings from hahs.

Dreamwarper's droid-rot, that is.

Dreamwarper FTW. I've not heard it's yammerings for many a year now.

Lister

2007-12-05 23:16:58 UTC

On Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:42:27 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
PS, how did Barnyard miss this stuff the first time around? Was it
before/after his time?
I wish I could remeber which ramp came up with "jacksie-ramming
cupcake". That was some funny shizzle.

I'm sure someone with technical knowledge could knock together a bot to
post this repeatedly, thus ensuring a.d. never dies.
It would probably be funnier than 99% of a.d. was, especially everything
I ever posted.

Shouldn't be too hard (oo-er).

Dr. Glyndwr

2007-12-06 13:36:54 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
PS, how did Barnyard miss this stuff the first time around? Was it
before/after his time?

That's a fucking good question.

Post by MrPSB
I wish I could remeber which ramp came up with "jacksie-ramming
cupcake". That was some funny shizzle.

Google groups has over 20 years of usenet archives!
http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.digitiser/msg/051285d048a71e35

Hughes.

2007-12-06 13:58:54 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to
post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
PS, how did Barnyard miss this stuff the first time around? Was it
before/after his time?

That's a fucking good question.

Post by MrPSB
I wish I could remeber which ramp came up with "jacksie-ramming
cupcake". That was some funny shizzle.

Google groups has over 20 years of usenet archives!
http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.digitiser/msg/051285d048a71e35

heh, Hyp3rShite, I'd forgotten him. Such an angry little twerp.

Lister

2007-12-05 18:51:06 UTC

On Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:10:07 +0000, "Dr. Glyndwr"

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

Fucking newbies.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If you want to insult me do better than that
pls, you jacksie-ramming cupcake.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

Hughes.

2007-12-04 21:03:34 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

MrPSB

2007-12-04 22:17:19 UTC

Post by Lister
On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:12:36 -0800 (PST), "Hughes."

Post by Lister
On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:32:34 +0000, MrPSB

Post by Hughes.
On Dec 2, 1:22 pm, Bigerection Stiffybollocks

Post by Hughes.
On Nov 30, 11:11 pm, MrPSB

You do realise this now means you're going to be on a future one of
these and thus be INTERNET FAMOUS.
Again.

Tesco join the MFI conspiracy: Thursday 29 November 2007
Spirit Level: 90°
Today MFI returned my fax accusing them of attempting to kill me
Today I received a denial from MFI that they are conspiring to kill
me, and of bribing Percy Cushion, my psychic pet. When I went to my
garage to get in my car I nudged into a shelf on the way past, and it
wobbled alarmingly. There are some quite heavy objects on top of this
shelf, which, if they fell, could cause me serious harm, or even
death. Clearly the shelf had been instructed to harass me.
When I arrived at Tesco I had put the matter behind me, but as I
walked past the fruit section, a bunch of BANANAS fell off the shelf.
I glared at the member of staff who was passing, as he picked the
bananas up he said "They put too many on here you know, and it makes
the whole display UNSTABLE" Was the shelf saying I'm bananas? Was his
allusion to when things get knocked over, spill, or fall out of
cupboards reminding me of my wardrobe and my garage shelves trying to
kill me? The unstable comment was clearly a comment on my state of
mind.
Further down the same aisle a bag of NUTS was lying on the floor. It
seems the shelf containing the nuts had been briefed to repeat the
abuse of the banana shelf but had acted too early, but I got the
message.
Passing the discount shelves in the entertainment aisle, both "One
Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" and a Greatest Hits album by "MADNESS"
were prominently displayed. This was obviously a carefully planned out
campaign to abuse me. I decided to stay in the middle of the aisles as
far away from the shelves as possible, and stay in busy aisles in case
they decided to attack me. Other people couldn't get past me because I
was blocking the aisles by being in the middle. One man barged past me
as I attempted to dislodge a box of Cup-a-Soups with my foot and pull
it into the middle of the aisle with my toe. As he passed I heard him
mutter "Fucking weirdo". I think he was talking about the woman with
the funny hat behind me.
Back at home, traumatised by my day of shelf intimidation I decided
not to put any of the shopping on shelves, but at the bottom of
cupboards, so they can't fall on me. I also removed all shelves from
cupboards and burned them. During the bonfire a hot cinder fell on my
shirt and burned a small hole in it. These shelves don't give up
easily.
8008

You should go back to this nick...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.digitiser/msg/474b4f90f45f2152
it was good. Not as good as "trust me, i'm a stomach", but still good.

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

Is that the best insult you can come up with? well your brain must be
the size of gal's clit . If u want to insult me do better than that
pls, u jacksie-ramming cupcake.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I come here and make the effort to post
cool things, and all you have to do is act like the wankers you indeed
are. There's far more of you than there is of me but you still feel he
need to insult me, for what reason? Because you're insecure, an you
have no life, so you take it out on decent people like me, just so you
can look like big men. You are not, I repeat, not big men, you're scum.
The worst people on the internet, I don't care what shitholes are out
there at least they have the decency to be polite and not insult
people... unlike some people I can mention (ie. all of you). I hope
you all rot in hell.

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com

What the fuck is going on here?

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Hughes.

2007-12-05 00:15:23 UTC

Post by Barnard
What the fuck is going on here?

What a fine post, and not at all a waste of precious webspace!!

*sigh*
and what makes you think you own the newsgroup? Nobody fucking owns
them, I'll post here all I like and you can't do squat, so stop acting
like you can. All I'm doing is trying to stand up to people like that
guy, because nobody else has the guts, so don't have a go at me, you
should save your energy for jerks who waste people's time. I'm not
being a cock, how bout you check your facts before you insult people
like that? Here's a fact for ya - I know what I'm talking about.

y'know, if you guys actually woke up, and smelled the air outside,
youd probably realise what life is. Not that you'd know, cos youre
too
busy cussing 'shit newbies' thinking youre great in the mean time
because
of it. you guys are worse than the perverts who request child porn and
stuff, youre so below their level, you make them look like royalty,.
your INTERNET SCUM a disease to the world wide web. I know youre gonna
reply under this ' you shit newbie' because its all you ever fucking
do. its very sad indeed. hey. go outside, its nice and bright with
fresh air - or go get a better hobby. You fucks make up some of the
worst bits of the internet. youre all a bunch of fucked up idividuals
who thinks its funny to cuss who u dont know to look good. just carry
on wasting your lives away, and when your stuck at burger king mopping
the floor when your 40. think of this moment, and how you totally
wasted your lives on utter bollocks like this. You Wankers. All Of you.

MrPSB

2007-12-05 08:38:46 UTC