LONG LOST EAU DE TOILETTE

[MrPSB]

That I have just found at the bottom of a ten year old box of shit I
brought back from parents' today:

1. OFFAL

I eat kidneys
I eat liver
I'd eat poo
but it makes me shiver

2. SAUSAGE SANDWICH

You eat sandwiches full of cum
You eat things from out your bum
You eat cheese from off your knob
And you eat other people's when you give them a blow job

3. CREWE ISN'T IN WALES BUT IT RHYMED AT THE TIME(D)

There was a young Welshman from Crewe
Whose first middle and last names were Pugh
He got an erection
My iron pants caused deflection
and instead it ended up in YOU(1)

[Hughes.]

Post by MrPSB
That I have just found at the bottom of a ten year old box of shit I
1. OFFAL
I eat kidneys
I eat liver
I'd eat poo
but it makes me shiver
2. SAUSAGE SANDWICH
You eat sandwiches full of cum
You eat things from out your bum
You eat cheese from off your knob
And you eat other people's when you give them a blow job
3. CREWE ISN'T IN WALES BUT IT RHYMED AT THE TIME(D)
There was a young Welshman from Crewe
Whose first middle and last names were Pugh
He got an erection
My iron pants caused deflection
and instead it ended up in YOU(1)
--
MrPSB
1. With the benefit of 10 years' hindsight this could also be written EWE.

Yeah

that

I'gree

but, move out of that house, like, immediately

srzly