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"Nick, can I have a word with you?"
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Your Mother
2005-05-05 06:29:36 UTC
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I caused amusement at work yesterday for not cancelling a Test holiday
booking I made for a River Cruise to Russia, where the shipping line
was sent a request from the Special Needs department stating, "Pax
will only eat the white stalks from Cress and warm potato peelings."

--Nick.
Richard Gaywood
2005-05-24 15:56:12 UTC
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Post by Your Mother
I caused amusement at work yesterday for not cancelling a Test
holiday
Post by Your Mother
booking I made for a River Cruise to Russia, where the shipping line
was sent a request from the Special Needs department stating, "Pax
will only eat the white stalks from Cress and warm potato peelings."
Using travel agent slang like "pax" does not make you l33t.

Also: hello, (dead) group!
Lister
2005-05-24 16:17:01 UTC
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On 24 May 2005 08:56:12 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Your Mother
Post by Your Mother
I caused amusement at work yesterday for not cancelling a Test
holiday
Post by Your Mother
booking I made for a River Cruise to Russia, where the shipping line
was sent a request from the Special Needs department stating, "Pax
will only eat the white stalks from Cress and warm potato peelings."
Using travel agent slang like "pax" does not make you l33t.
Also: hello, (dead) group!
It's not dead, it's resting
Hughes.
2005-05-24 16:56:22 UTC
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Post by Your Mother
Post by Your Mother
I caused amusement at work yesterday for not cancelling a Test
holiday
Post by Your Mother
booking I made for a River Cruise to Russia, where the shipping line
was sent a request from the Special Needs department stating, "Pax
will only eat the white stalks from Cress and warm potato peelings."
Using travel agent slang like "pax" does not make you l33t.
Also: hello, (dead) group!
FUCK MY HAT!
--
I Amuse (I am Hughes.)
Judge Nutmeg in #Digi

Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Richard Gaywood
2005-05-25 00:08:35 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
FUCK MY HAT!
No thanks. My wife would kill me!
Hughes.
2005-05-25 13:59:34 UTC
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Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by Hughes.
FUCK MY HAT!
No thanks. My wife would kill me!
Yes, I would.
--
I Amuse (I am Hughes.)
Judge Nutmeg in #Digi

Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Random Old Posting Name #43: I'm Lee Prince, and so's my wife.
2005-06-04 09:51:29 UTC
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I say go, Hughes. say yes, dim the lights, you can guess the rest...
Post by Hughes.
Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by Hughes.
FUCK MY HAT!
No thanks. My wife would kill me!
Yes, I would.
teh dead copule!!!1
Hughes.
2005-06-04 11:02:22 UTC
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In article <***@snoops00001>,
"Random Old Posting Name #43: I'm Lee Prince, and so's my wife."
Post by Random Old Posting Name #43: I'm Lee Prince, and so's my wife.
I say go, Hughes. say yes, dim the lights, you can guess the rest...
Post by Hughes.
Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by Hughes.
FUCK MY HAT!
No thanks. My wife would kill me!
Yes, I would.
teh dead copule!!!1
Hello, hello.
--
I Amuse (I am Hughes.)
Judge Nutmeg in #Digi

Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
DBSnappa
2005-06-05 11:39:53 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
"Random Old Posting Name #43: I'm Lee Prince, and so's my wife."
Post by Random Old Posting Name #43: I'm Lee Prince, and so's my wife.
I say go, Hughes. say yes, dim the lights, you can guess the rest...
Post by Hughes.
Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by Hughes.
FUCK MY HAT!
No thanks. My wife would kill me!
Yes, I would.
teh dead copule!!!1
Hello, hello.
shirley that should be

hrrrlloooo, hrrrlloooo

Your Mother
2005-05-24 18:07:19 UTC
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On 24 May 2005 08:56:12 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Your Mother
Post by Your Mother
I caused amusement at work yesterday for not cancelling a Test
holiday
Post by Your Mother
booking I made for a River Cruise to Russia, where the shipping line
was sent a request from the Special Needs department stating, "Pax
will only eat the white stalks from Cress and warm potato peelings."
Using travel agent slang like "pax" does not make you l33t.
Also: hello, (dead) group!
FUCKING HELLO YOU.

HAVE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

I was thinking about you yesterday. What's new?!
Richard Gaywood
2005-05-25 00:07:36 UTC
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Post by Lister
On 24 May 2005 08:56:12 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
I was thinking about you yesterday. What's new?!
I work for a proper job for a travel industry firm, hence my knowing
what a 'pax' is. I still have no PhD but it's coming along. That is
all, approximately.
Your Mother
2005-05-25 05:53:33 UTC
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On 24 May 2005 17:07:36 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by Lister
On 24 May 2005 08:56:12 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
I was thinking about you yesterday. What's new?!
I work for a proper job for a travel industry firm, hence my knowing
what a 'pax' is. I still have no PhD but it's coming along. That is
all, approximately.
Galileo & FocalPoint Love j00.
Your Mother
2005-05-25 05:58:25 UTC
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On 24 May 2005 17:07:36 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by Lister
On 24 May 2005 08:56:12 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
I was thinking about you yesterday. What's new?!
I work for a proper job for a travel industry firm, hence my knowing
what a 'pax' is. I still have no PhD but it's coming along. That is
all, approximately.
A PROPER JOB? Do tell.
DBSnappa
2005-05-29 00:06:06 UTC
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Post by Your Mother
On 24 May 2005 17:07:36 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by Lister
On 24 May 2005 08:56:12 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
I was thinking about you yesterday. What's new?!
I work for a proper job for a travel industry firm, hence my knowing
what a 'pax' is. I still have no PhD but it's coming along. That is
all, approximately.
A PROPER JOB? Do tell.
He writes the software that makes your job
Your Mother
2005-05-29 06:18:24 UTC
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On Sun, 29 May 2005 00:06:06 GMT, DBSnappa
Post by DBSnappa
Post by Your Mother
A PROPER JOB? Do tell.
He writes the software that makes your job
He doesn't, actually. All of the software that makes my job possible
is all written in-house and it's fucking excellent software that The
Industry would love to get their hot little hands on.
Great Scott!
2005-05-29 09:14:01 UTC
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Post by Your Mother
On Sun, 29 May 2005 00:06:06 GMT, DBSnappa
Post by DBSnappa
Post by Your Mother
A PROPER JOB? Do tell.
He writes the software that makes your job
He doesn't, actually. All of the software that makes my job possible
is all written in-house and it's fucking excellent software that The
Industry would love to get their hot little hands on.
Dear Nick. I have nothing to say anymore.
--
"There's no success like failure and
failure's no success at all." Bd
http://scottwitherspoon.blogspot.com/
http://www.geocities.com/woogawooga99
Your Mother
2005-05-29 17:33:38 UTC
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On Sun, 29 May 2005 04:14:01 -0500, Great Scott!
Post by Great Scott!
Post by Your Mother
On Sun, 29 May 2005 00:06:06 GMT, DBSnappa
Post by DBSnappa
Post by Your Mother
A PROPER JOB? Do tell.
He writes the software that makes your job
He doesn't, actually. All of the software that makes my job possible
is all written in-house and it's fucking excellent software that The
Industry would love to get their hot little hands on.
Dear Nick. I have nothing to say anymore.
It's a shame I have no idea who you are.
Great Scott!
2005-05-31 05:54:04 UTC
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Post by Your Mother
On Sun, 29 May 2005 04:14:01 -0500, Great Scott!
Post by Great Scott!
Post by Your Mother
On Sun, 29 May 2005 00:06:06 GMT, DBSnappa
Post by DBSnappa
Post by Your Mother
A PROPER JOB? Do tell.
He writes the software that makes your job
He doesn't, actually. All of the software that makes my job possible
is all written in-house and it's fucking excellent software that The
Industry would love to get their hot little hands on.
Dear Nick. I have nothing to say anymore.
It's a shame I have no idea who you are.
But but but what about the drinks and the dinner
and jumping in the pool naked? How could you forget
me? Women!
--
--
"This is not the time for a mass reversion to ancestral bullshit.The
Jesus Freak outburst is a gigantic Spanish Inquisition, the Salem Witch
Trials, the Rape of the Congo and the Conquest of the Incas, the Mayans
and the Aztecs. Entire civilizations have been done in by vengeful
monsters claiming a special relationship with 'God'.

It's a revival of the same old primitive bullshit that caused all our
troubles from the start. These waterheads must be kept out at all costs.
We have serious business to deal with, and these fuckers will only be in
the way." HST
http://scottwitherspoon.blogspot.com/
http://www.geocities.com/woogawooga99
Your Mother
2005-05-31 18:46:50 UTC
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On Tue, 31 May 2005 00:54:04 -0500, Great Scott!
Post by Great Scott!
Post by Your Mother
Post by Great Scott!
Dear Nick. I have nothing to say anymore.
It's a shame I have no idea who you are.
But but but what about the drinks and the dinner
and jumping in the pool naked? How could you forget
me? Women!
I'm sorry, but I don't know you.

Why would I know you?

Your usenet email address looks familiar.
Great Scott!
2005-06-01 07:05:16 UTC
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Post by Your Mother
On Tue, 31 May 2005 00:54:04 -0500, Great Scott!
Post by Great Scott!
Post by Your Mother
Post by Great Scott!
Dear Nick. I have nothing to say anymore.
It's a shame I have no idea who you are.
But but but what about the drinks and the dinner
and jumping in the pool naked? How could you forget
me? Women!
I'm sorry, but I don't know you.
Why would I know you?
Your usenet email address looks familiar.
Everyone knows me who's in the know. I'm Scott W: famous
Usenet personality.
--
--
"This is not the time for a mass reversion to ancestral bullshit.The
Jesus Freak outburst is a gigantic Spanish Inquisition, the Salem Witch
Trials, the Rape of the Congo and the Conquest of the Incas, the Mayans
and the Aztecs. Entire civilizations have been done in by vengeful
monsters claiming a special relationship with 'God'.

It's a revival of the same old primitive bullshit that caused all our
troubles from the start. These waterheads must be kept out at all costs.
We have serious business to deal with, and these fuckers will only be in
the way." HST
http://scottwitherspoon.blogspot.com/
http://www.geocities.com/woogawooga99
Otis Munkborter
2005-05-31 23:14:15 UTC
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Post by Great Scott!
But but but what about the drinks and the dinner
and jumping in the pool naked? How could you forget
me? Women!
Stuart Lubbock?
Great Scott!
2005-06-01 07:04:28 UTC
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In article <***@nnrp-t71-02.news.clara.net>, m2r3p4s5b6
@feelinghothothotmail.dotthatsadotyoudirtylittlespambot.com says...
Post by Otis Munkborter
Post by Great Scott!
But but but what about the drinks and the dinner
and jumping in the pool naked? How could you forget
me? Women!
Stuart Lubbock?
Ehehehehehe! That was good. No. I avoid homiesexuals,
they'll kill you and eat your brains and testicles.
--
--
"This is not the time for a mass reversion to ancestral bullshit.The
Jesus Freak outburst is a gigantic Spanish Inquisition, the Salem Witch
Trials, the Rape of the Congo and the Conquest of the Incas, the Mayans
and the Aztecs. Entire civilizations have been done in by vengeful
monsters claiming a special relationship with 'God'.

It's a revival of the same old primitive bullshit that caused all our
troubles from the start. These waterheads must be kept out at all costs.
We have serious business to deal with, and these fuckers will only be in
the way." HST
http://scottwitherspoon.blogspot.com/
http://www.geocities.com/woogawooga99
Lister
2005-06-01 08:17:26 UTC
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On Wed, 01 Jun 2005 00:14:15 +0100, Otis Munkborter
Post by Otis Munkborter
Post by Great Scott!
But but but what about the drinks and the dinner
and jumping in the pool naked? How could you forget
me? Women!
Stuart Lubbock?
I only just remembered who he was.

Mr Barrymore has a lot to answer for
--
.sig for rent

Apply within
Otis Munkborter
2005-06-01 19:12:42 UTC
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Post by Lister
On Wed, 01 Jun 2005 00:14:15 +0100, Otis Munkborter
Post by Otis Munkborter
Post by Great Scott!
But but but what about the drinks and the dinner
and jumping in the pool naked? How could you forget
me? Women!
Stuart Lubbock?
I only just remembered who he was.
I looked it up on BBC News to look clever!
Otis Munkborter
2005-05-29 09:11:21 UTC
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Post by Your Mother
On Sun, 29 May 2005 00:06:06 GMT, DBSnappa
Post by DBSnappa
Post by Your Mother
A PROPER JOB? Do tell.
He writes the software that makes your job
He doesn't, actually. All of the software that makes my job possible
is all written in-house and it's fucking excellent software that The
Industry would love to get their hot little hands on.
I'd love to get my hands on my employer's software to THROW IT ALL IN
THE BIN AND START AGAIN WITH A CALCULATOR, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE MORE
RELIABLE.
The Rev
2005-05-24 18:24:37 UTC
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On 2005-05-24 16:56:12 +0100, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
Zombie Glyndwr, back from the dead!
Richard Gaywood
2005-05-25 00:09:40 UTC
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Post by The Rev
On 2005-05-24 16:56:12 +0100, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
Zombie Glyndwr, back from the dead!
Someone commanded me to wise from my gwave.
DBSnappa
2005-05-25 07:26:21 UTC
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Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by The Rev
On 2005-05-24 16:56:12 +0100, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
Zombie Glyndwr, back from the dead!
Someone commanded me to wise from my gwave.
I smell forza at wrok with this posting time, not PhD!
Lister
2005-05-25 09:58:05 UTC
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On 24 May 2005 17:09:40 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by The Rev
On 2005-05-24 16:56:12 +0100, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
Zombie Glyndwr, back from the dead!
Someone commanded me to wise from my gwave.
Oh weally??
Richard Gaywood
2005-05-25 10:13:32 UTC
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Post by Lister
On 24 May 2005 17:09:40 -0700, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by The Rev
On 2005-05-24 16:56:12 +0100, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
Zombie Glyndwr, back from the dead!
Someone commanded me to wise from my gwave.
Oh weally??
I think you missed my reference. "Power UP!"
Hughes.
2005-05-25 13:59:55 UTC
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Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by The Rev
On 2005-05-24 16:56:12 +0100, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
Zombie Glyndwr, back from the dead!
Someone commanded me to wise from my gwave.
Lord Gaywood, RISE!
--
I Amuse (I am Hughes.)
Judge Nutmeg in #Digi

Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Your Mother
2005-05-25 17:23:06 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
Post by Richard Gaywood
Post by The Rev
On 2005-05-24 16:56:12 +0100, "Richard Gaywood"
Post by Richard Gaywood
Also: hello, (dead) group!
Zombie Glyndwr, back from the dead!
Someone commanded me to wise from my gwave.
Lord Gaywood, RISE!
Mr Happyforest, dear.
Otis Munkborter
2005-05-24 20:43:56 UTC
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Post by Your Mother
Post by Your Mother
I caused amusement at work yesterday for not cancelling a Test
holiday
Post by Your Mother
booking I made for a River Cruise to Russia, where the shipping line
was sent a request from the Special Needs department stating, "Pax
will only eat the white stalks from Cress and warm potato peelings."
Using travel agent slang like "pax" does not make you l33t.
Also: hello, (dead) group!
WHAT ARE YOU MEANT TO BE, DAVID FUCKING BULMER?
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