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Pubic louse
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Dr. Boggis
2005-04-01 00:28:36 UTC
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Well, pubic beetle anyway:
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
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Lister
2005-04-01 12:06:02 UTC
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La tempo, Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:28:36 -0800 , La loco, alt.digitiser .
Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
MOHH

I wonder what would happen if someone did that over here?
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Hughes.
2005-04-01 14:51:48 UTC
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Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
minge-mobile
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James Norverner
2005-04-05 11:11:39 UTC
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Post by Dr. Boggis
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minge-mobile
VW's answer to the new Ford Pubic. They make them out of old Corsairs.

Sorry.
The Rev
2005-04-01 14:56:22 UTC
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Watching over us from Center Neptune, 7-"Dr. Boggis"-7 wrote...
Post by Dr. Boggis
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I think they should bring out a limited edition Scaletrix set with that car
and the Popemobile.
Alan Tyler
2005-04-16 20:17:08 UTC
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Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
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you all seem to be a bunch of old losers with nothing better to do than show
boring porn type pictures. Please put some hard core stuff on here for those
who can already get a shag! As females like to see it and a pussy just
doesn't cut it. Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird for
that.
The Rev
2005-04-16 23:29:49 UTC
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Post by Alan Tyler
Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird for
that.
I've seen that movie.

Pink Flamingos, it was.

That poor chicken.
Hughes.
2005-04-17 11:55:58 UTC
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Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
--
you all seem to be a bunch of old losers with nothing better to do than show
boring porn type pictures. Please put some hard core stuff on here for those
who can already get a shag! As females like to see it and a pussy just
doesn't cut it. Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird for
that.
I can remeber 2 things about you, you were always suspiciously linked with
Talkshithost, and pretty much everybody killfiled you for being a tedious arse.

Now here's your hardcore, you shameless deviant...

www.seraph.demon.co.uk/Strawbale/Westonbirt/Images/18%20Hardcore%20arriving.jpg
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Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Scott W
2005-04-17 12:24:38 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
--
you all seem to be a bunch of old losers with nothing better to do than show
boring porn type pictures. Please put some hard core stuff on here for those
who can already get a shag! As females like to see it and a pussy just
doesn't cut it. Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird for
that.
I can remeber 2 things about you, you were always suspiciously linked with
Talkshithost, and pretty much everybody killfiled you for being a tedious arse.
Now here's your hardcore, you shameless deviant...
www.seraph.demon.co.uk/Strawbale/Westonbirt/Images/18%20Hardcore%20arriving.jpg
Dumptruck.
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Hughes.
2005-04-17 13:05:16 UTC
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Post by Scott W
Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
--
you all seem to be a bunch of old losers with nothing better to do than show
boring porn type pictures. Please put some hard core stuff on here for those
who can already get a shag! As females like to see it and a pussy just
doesn't cut it. Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird for
that.
I can remeber 2 things about you, you were always suspiciously linked with
Talkshithost, and pretty much everybody killfiled you for being a tedious arse.
Now here's your hardcore, you shameless deviant...
www.seraph.demon.co.uk/Strawbale/Westonbirt/Images/18%20Hardcore%20arriving.
jpg
Dumptruck.
Duck trump.
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I Amuse (I am Hughes.)
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Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Scott W
2005-04-17 13:20:55 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
Post by Scott W
Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
--
you all seem to be a bunch of old losers with nothing better to do than show
boring porn type pictures. Please put some hard core stuff on here for those
who can already get a shag! As females like to see it and a pussy just
doesn't cut it. Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird for
that.
I can remeber 2 things about you, you were always suspiciously linked with
Talkshithost, and pretty much everybody killfiled you for being a tedious arse.
Now here's your hardcore, you shameless deviant...
www.seraph.demon.co.uk/Strawbale/Westonbirt/Images/18%20Hardcore%20arriving.
jpg
Dumptruck.
Duck trump.
Donald Frump.
--
"There is no GOD in this courtroom!" Charles Manson

http://scottwitherspoon.blogspot.com/
http://www.geocities.com/woogawooga99
Hughes.
2005-04-17 14:43:49 UTC
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Post by Scott W
Post by Hughes.
Post by Scott W
Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
--
you all seem to be a bunch of old losers with nothing better to do
than
show
boring porn type pictures. Please put some hard core stuff on here
for
those
who can already get a shag! As females like to see it and a pussy just
doesn't cut it. Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird for
that.
I can remeber 2 things about you, you were always suspiciously linked with
Talkshithost, and pretty much everybody killfiled you for being a
tedious
arse.
Now here's your hardcore, you shameless deviant...
www.seraph.demon.co.uk/Strawbale/Westonbirt/Images/18%20Hardcore%20arriv
ing.
jpg
Dumptruck.
Duck trump.
Donald Frump.
Fronald Fuck.
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Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Scott W
2005-04-17 23:57:30 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
Post by Scott W
Post by Hughes.
Post by Scott W
Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
--
you all seem to be a bunch of old losers with nothing better to do
than
show
boring porn type pictures. Please put some hard core stuff on here
for
those
who can already get a shag! As females like to see it and a pussy
just
doesn't cut it. Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird for
that.
I can remeber 2 things about you, you were always suspiciously linked with
Talkshithost, and pretty much everybody killfiled you for being a
tedious
arse.
Now here's your hardcore, you shameless deviant...
www.seraph.demon.co.uk/Strawbale/Westonbirt/Images/18%20Hardcore%20arriv
ing.
jpg
Dumptruck.
Duck trump.
Donald Frump.
Fronald Fuck.
Fuckled Plump.
--
"There is no GOD in this courtroom!" Charles Manson

http://scottwitherspoon.blogspot.com/
http://www.geocities.com/woogawooga99
Lister
2005-04-19 17:01:33 UTC
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On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 17:57:30 -0600, Scott W
Post by Scott W
Post by Hughes.
Post by Scott W
Post by Hughes.
Post by Scott W
Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
--
you all seem to be a bunch of old losers with nothing better to do
than
show
boring porn type pictures. Please put some hard core stuff on here
for
those
who can already get a shag! As females like to see it and a pussy
just
doesn't cut it. Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird
for
that.
I can remeber 2 things about you, you were always suspiciously linked
with
Talkshithost, and pretty much everybody killfiled you for being a
tedious
arse.
Now here's your hardcore, you shameless deviant...
www.seraph.demon.co.uk/Strawbale/Westonbirt/Images/18%20Hardcore%20arriv
ing.
jpg
Dumptruck.
Duck trump.
Donald Frump.
Fronald Fuck.
Fuckled Plump.
Mornington Crescent!
Alan Tyler
2005-04-17 17:43:12 UTC
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<snip>
Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
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you all seem to be a bunch of old losers with nothing better to do than show
boring porn type pictures. Please put some hard core stuff on here for those
who can already get a shag! As females like to see it and a pussy just
doesn't cut it. Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird for
that.
I can remeber 2 things about you, you were always suspiciously linked with
Talkshithost, and pretty much everybody killfiled you for being a tedious arse.
Now here's your hardcore, you shameless deviant...
www.seraph.demon.co.uk/Strawbale/Westonbirt/Images/18%20Hardcore%20arriving.jpg
Its nice to be remembered. Like Hitler, only less Austrian.
Also. Gemma says "WHERES MY HARDCORE?".
I think it seems to have been delivered to the wrong address and its the
wrong type too.
So she says.
Also: Apologies to you Hughes for sending a reply to you directly. I'm out
of practice using this internet stuff. (REPLY GROUP/REPLY). Had better
things to do recently. Not that I'd expect you to understand what I'm
talking about. The original message was sent by Gemma anyway. I only wanted
to show her what kind of decent individuals you could find on the 'net.
HINT: Sarcasm
Ciao.
Hughes.
2005-04-17 21:47:27 UTC
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Post by Alan Tyler
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Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Dr. Boggis
http://funreports.com/2005/03/31/58949.html
--
you all seem to be a bunch of old losers with nothing better to do than show
boring porn type pictures. Please put some hard core stuff on here for those
who can already get a shag! As females like to see it and a pussy just
doesn't cut it. Happy shagging , oh sorry i forgot you need a bird for
that.
I can remeber 2 things about you, you were always suspiciously linked with
Talkshithost, and pretty much everybody killfiled you for being a tedious arse.
Now here's your hardcore, you shameless deviant...
www.seraph.demon.co.uk/Strawbale/Westonbirt/Images/18%20Hardcore%20arriving.
jpg
Its nice to be remembered. Like Hitler, only less Austrian.
Also. Gemma says "WHERES MY HARDCORE?".
I think it seems to have been delivered to the wrong address and its the
wrong type too.
So she says.
Also: Apologies to you Hughes for sending a reply to you directly. I'm out
of practice using this internet stuff. (REPLY GROUP/REPLY). Had better
things to do recently. Not that I'd expect you to understand what I'm
talking about. The original message was sent by Gemma anyway. I only wanted
to show her what kind of decent individuals you could find on the 'net.
HINT: Sarcasm
Ciao.
If the stupid cow wants to find "decent individuals" on the net, tell her "you
all seem like a bunch of losers" as an opener is not a winning technique. Most
people with a mental age in double figures have worked this out, adults call
possessing this kind of knowledge "having Social Skills".

Of course, even the most desperate munter would have to be pretty heftily
retarded to shack up with you, so I wouldn't expect such complex thoughts to be
within her mental abilities.

Nice try with trying to insinuate you have some staggeringly exciting social
life that I should envy purely because you are to stupid to work a newsreader
though, you comically shit, try-hard twat.
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Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Alan Tyler
2005-04-27 21:55:03 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
If the stupid cow wants to find "decent individuals" on the net, tell her "you
all seem like a bunch of losers" as an opener is not a winning technique. Most
people with a mental age in double figures have worked this out, adults call
possessing this kind of knowledge "having Social Skills".
So says the man who spends many an evening apparently sitting in front of a
computer screen spurting copious quantities of nonsensical testosterone
fuelled garbage in a self-gratifying, 'greater than thou' preaching tone.
Post by Hughes.
Of course, even the most desperate munter would have to be pretty heftily
retarded to shack up with you, so I wouldn't expect such complex thoughts to be
within her mental abilities.
If I knew you personally sir, I would break a chair over your head for these
comments.
Consider yourself lucky that we shall never meet. I understand the irony of
this comment and can already guess your reposte.
Post by Hughes.
Nice try with trying to insinuate you have some staggeringly exciting social
life that I should envy purely because you are to stupid to work a newsreader
though, you comically shit, try-hard twat.
I said I was out of practice using newsreaders, not that I was the male
equivalent of Jodie Marsh. I have better taste, for one.
Post by Hughes.
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Yourself, in the bath. Alone. With a rubber duck. And a loofa.
Post by Hughes.
Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Have you checked that they are still there?


PS. Gem asks if you've had any lately? Not that she's offering as she has
high standards. She just thinks that you seem extremely frustrated. Also, I
seem to remember that she's not really your type anyway. She doesn't have a
cock.
Hughes.
2005-04-28 00:09:59 UTC
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Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Hughes.
If the stupid cow wants to find "decent individuals" on the net, tell her "you
all seem like a bunch of losers" as an opener is not a winning technique. Most
people with a mental age in double figures have worked this out, adults call
possessing this kind of knowledge "having Social Skills".
So says the man who spends many an evening apparently sitting in front of a
computer screen spurting copious quantities of nonsensical testosterone
fuelled garbage in a self-gratifying, 'greater than thou' preaching tone.
Yes, the average of 5 posts a month that I make here, which take around 1 or 2
minutes each, clearly back up these fantasies you seem to want to concoct about
my lifestyle. Of course it is perfectly possible to guess my every move from
something that consumes almost 10 minutes of my time a month. You mentally
incompetent prannock.
Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Hughes.
Of course, even the most desperate munter would have to be pretty heftily
retarded to shack up with you, so I wouldn't expect such complex thoughts to be
within her mental abilities.
If I knew you personally sir, I would break a chair over your head for these
comments.
Violence, the very last resort of intelligent people, and the first response of
a sub-human shitwit. My how we all fear the threats of people we've never met
and are never going to meet! Oh, wait... no, we just think those people are
cretins who haven't got enough going on upstairs to come up with a proper
response.
Post by Alan Tyler
Consider yourself lucky that we shall never meet.
I do, but not for the reasons you seem to think, you totally un-intimidating
cuntflap.
Post by Alan Tyler
I understand the irony of
this comment and can already guess your reposte.
No irony there, seems a highly likely scenario to me.
Post by Alan Tyler
PS. Gem asks if you've had any lately?
I've never been so insecure that I felt the need to boast about such things
online. I've nothing to prove to anyone here, least of all a couple so lacking
in self-worth they have to show up in a nearly dead newsgroup to call some
people they've never met, and know absolutley fuck all about, "a bunch of
losers" purely because, FINALLY, you're getting to HAVE SEX!!!!!!111

Halle-fucking-lujah! You and a billion other people. What do you want, a medal?
Tell someone who gives a shit, you tedious imbeciles.
Post by Alan Tyler
Not that she's offering as she has
high standards.
Yes, I should imagine anyone with an IQ that makes it as high as double figures
would be completely unsuitable.
Post by Alan Tyler
She just thinks that you seem extremely frustrated. Also, I
seem to remember that she's not really your type anyway.
If she wants to project feelings of frustration onto my words that's fine,
people often imagine seeing in others the distasteful things they sublimate
about themselves.

The insecurity evident from these attempts to prop yourselves up by trying to
knock others down shows that you'd be better off looking to yourselves for
emotional problems than imagining them for other people.

No doubt you would see the fact that I rubbish the self-serving delusions you
are spouting here as the same thing, but I don't really give a toss if you
believe that or not. Personally I just have a hard time letting gross stupidity
masquerading as superiority go unchallenged.
Post by Alan Tyler
She doesn't have a
cock.
The only person who would be offended by your homphobic insinuation is another
homphobe. It's well known that homophobes are repressed homosexuals, so it looks
like Gem is in for another dissappointment, however, if she shares a bed with
you I'm sure she's used to that.

You seem a pretty pitiful pair to me, but if you're happy that way good luck to
you. I wish you a long and happy life in prison for assaulting people you
disagree with with chairs.
--
I Amuse (I am Hughes.)
Judge Nutmeg in #Digi

Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Alan Tyler
2005-05-01 22:59:37 UTC
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Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
So says the man who spends many an evening apparently sitting in front of a
computer screen spurting copious quantities of nonsensical testosterone
fuelled garbage in a self-gratifying, 'greater than thou' preaching tone.
Yes, the average of 5 posts a month that I make here, which take around 1 or 2
minutes each, clearly back up these fantasies you seem to want to concoct about
my lifestyle. Of course it is perfectly possible to guess my every move from
something that consumes almost 10 minutes of my time a month. You mentally
incompetent prannock.
I happened to be drunk at the time of posting for which I apologise. I
realise that some
Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Hughes.
Of course, even the most desperate munter would have to be pretty heftily
retarded to shack up with you, so I wouldn't expect such complex
thoughts
to be
within her mental abilities.
If I knew you personally sir, I would break a chair over your head for these
comments.
Violence, the very last resort of intelligent people, and the first response of
a sub-human shitwit. My how we all fear the threats of people we've never met
and are never going to meet! Oh, wait... no, we just think those people are
cretins who haven't got enough going on upstairs to come up with a proper
response.
Even though I was drunk I was still actually speaking metaphorically, and
actually mean you no harm whatsoever. I simply did not appreciate the
implication that my girlfriend was mentally retarded.
Post by Hughes.
cuntflap.
Nice word. Although I'm not certain it appears in the Oxford English....

<snip>
Post by Hughes.
The insecurity evident from these attempts to prop yourselves up by trying to
knock others down shows that you'd be better off looking to yourselves for
emotional problems than imagining them for other people.
No doubt you would see the fact that I rubbish the self-serving delusions you
are spouting here as the same thing, but I don't really give a toss if you
believe that or not. Personally I just have a hard time letting gross stupidity
masquerading as superiority go unchallenged.
Do you work in the media? You seem to have an incredible ability to
communicate using the medium of writen language.
Post by Hughes.
Post by Alan Tyler
She doesn't have a
cock.
The only person who would be offended by your homphobic insinuation is another
homphobe. It's well known that homophobes are repressed homosexuals, so it looks
like Gem is in for another dissappointment, however, if she shares a bed with
you I'm sure she's used to that.
This is amusing. I am actually straight, and have no issues with homosexual
people or indeed yourself.
Post by Hughes.
You seem a pretty pitiful pair to me, but if you're happy that way good luck to
you. I wish you a long and happy life in prison for assaulting people you
disagree with with chairs.
This I assure you will never happen. I have never on any occasion hit any
individual nor have I ever been arrested or cautioned by the police.
I shall now let you get on with your life.
Hughes.
2005-05-02 14:27:51 UTC
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Post by Alan Tyler
Post by Hughes.
cuntflap.
Nice word. Although I'm not certain it appears in the Oxford English....
I know, I keep writing to them about it but they still won't put it in.
Post by Alan Tyler
This I assure you will never happen. I have never on any occasion hit any
individual nor have I ever been arrested or cautioned by the police.
I shall now let you get on with your life.
buh bye, nice to chat.
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Hughes. is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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