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Wanted: David Blunkett's face with bullet hole
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Your Mother
2005-11-02 13:11:49 UTC
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I think David Blunkett should shoot himself in the face live on TV.
Hughes.
2005-11-02 22:47:12 UTC
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Post by Your Mother
I think David Blunkett should shoot himself in the face live on TV.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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"Instead of wasting hundreds of millions of pounds on compulsory ID
cards as the Tory Right demand, let that money provide thousands
more police officers on the beat in our local communities." Tony Blair, 1995
Your Mother
2005-11-03 15:25:59 UTC
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Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him. We're hearing tales of
Blunkett bursting into tears in civil servant
meetings and even in front of newspaper editors.
Plus he's taken up phoning journalists and
giving quotes about his personal life and
children, on condition that the papers say
they come from "friends of David Blunkett",
only then to issue statements denying their
veracity and demanding privacy from the press.

Thankfully for the PM, a dodgy share-dealing
story conveniently turned up so David
could be quietly "resigned", rather than
any more whisperings of a Syd Barrett-style
meltdown emerging. And this would explain
why he wasn't allowed do the standard short TV
interview with the BBC political editor
that all other departing cabinet ministers
seem to have to do.
The Rev
2005-11-03 15:27:44 UTC
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Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
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(You know, like the exploding penguin doods. No?)
Your Mother
2005-11-03 15:34:35 UTC
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On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:27:44 +0000, The Rev
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Post by Your Mother
Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
PB 3:16
Otis Munkborter
2005-11-03 22:52:31 UTC
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Post by Your Mother
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:27:44 +0000, The Rev
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Post by Your Mother
Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
PB 3:16
PAUL BURRELL?

NO WAIT, NO DIANA REFERENCE

CURSES
Hughes.
2005-11-03 23:35:09 UTC
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In article <***@damia.uk.clara.net>,
Otis Munkborter
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Post by Your Mother
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:27:44 +0000, The Rev
Post by The Rev
Post by Your Mother
Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
PB 3:16
PAUL BURRELL?
NO WAIT, NO DIANA REFERENCE
CURSES
I thought maybe Put Bull, or Pot Boiler, or Peachy Buns.
--
"Instead of wasting hundreds of millions of pounds on compulsory ID
cards as the Tory Right demand, let that money provide thousands
more police officers on the beat in our local communities.² Tony Blair, 1995
Your Mother
2005-11-04 08:01:57 UTC
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Otis Munkborter
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Post by Your Mother
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:27:44 +0000, The Rev
Post by The Rev
Post by Your Mother
Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
PB 3:16
PAUL BURRELL?
NO WAIT, NO DIANA REFERENCE
CURSES
I thought maybe Put Bull, or Pot Boiler, or Peachy Buns.
Pawpbitch bitch.
Hughes.
2005-11-04 16:06:43 UTC
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Otis Munkborter
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Post by Your Mother
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:27:44 +0000, The Rev
Post by The Rev
Post by Your Mother
Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
PB 3:16
PAUL BURRELL?
NO WAIT, NO DIANA REFERENCE
CURSES
I thought maybe Put Bull, or Pot Boiler, or Peachy Buns.
Pawpbitch bitch.
Bitch pop, Pop.
--
"Instead of wasting hundreds of millions of pounds on compulsory ID
cards as the Tory Right demand, let that money provide thousands
more police officers on the beat in our local communities." Tony Blair, 1995
Otis Munkborter
2005-11-04 21:25:58 UTC
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Otis Munkborter
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Post by Your Mother
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:27:44 +0000, The Rev
Post by The Rev
Post by Your Mother
Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
PB 3:16
PAUL BURRELL?
NO WAIT, NO DIANA REFERENCE
CURSES
I thought maybe Put Bull, or Pot Boiler, or Peachy Buns.
Pawpbitch bitch.
Bitch pop, Pop.
I read it after I saw this and felt so very foolish.

TONY BLAIR VISITED MY PLACE OF WORK YESTERDAY, I DIDN'T SEE HIM BUT MY
PARTNER SAID HE WAS VERY SHORT.
Hughes.
2005-11-04 23:58:33 UTC
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In article <***@despina.uk.clara.net>,
Otis Munkborter
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Otis Munkborter
Post by Otis Munkborter
Post by Your Mother
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:27:44 +0000, The Rev
Post by The Rev
Post by Your Mother
Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
PB 3:16
PAUL BURRELL?
NO WAIT, NO DIANA REFERENCE
CURSES
I thought maybe Put Bull, or Pot Boiler, or Peachy Buns.
Pawpbitch bitch.
Bitch pop, Pop.
I read it after I saw this and felt so very foolish.
TONY BLAIR VISITED MY PLACE OF WORK YESTERDAY, I DIDN'T SEE HIM BUT MY
PARTNER SAID HE WAS VERY SHORT.
It's a good job we don't have a Secret Service in this country, so I can say
with impunity that I'd like to punch Blair in his twatty face.

I could punch Blunkett also, he wouldn't see it coming.

Maybe his dog would warn him.

Alarm!

Alarm!

My dog didn't warn me of harm!
--
"Instead of wasting hundreds of millions of pounds on compulsory ID
cards as the Tory Right demand, let that money provide thousands
more police officers on the beat in our local communities.² Tony Blair, 1995
Lister
2005-11-18 21:23:53 UTC
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Otis Munkborter
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Otis Munkborter
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Post by Your Mother
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:27:44 +0000, The Rev
Post by The Rev
Post by Your Mother
Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
PB 3:16
PAUL BURRELL?
NO WAIT, NO DIANA REFERENCE
CURSES
I thought maybe Put Bull, or Pot Boiler, or Peachy Buns.
Pawpbitch bitch.
Bitch pop, Pop.
I read it after I saw this and felt so very foolish.
TONY BLAIR VISITED MY PLACE OF WORK YESTERDAY, I DIDN'T SEE HIM BUT MY
PARTNER SAID HE WAS VERY SHORT.
It's a good job we don't have a Secret Service in this country, so I can say
with impunity that I'd like to punch Blair in his twatty face.
I could punch Blunkett also, he wouldn't see it coming.
Maybe his dog would warn him.
Alarm!
Alarm!
My dog didn't warn me of harm!
William Hague visited my school when I was there.

We should all have twatted the bastard.
Hughes.
2005-11-18 22:15:05 UTC
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Otis Munkborter
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Otis Munkborter
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Post by Your Mother
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:27:44 +0000, The Rev
Post by The Rev
Post by Your Mother
Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
PB 3:16
PAUL BURRELL?
NO WAIT, NO DIANA REFERENCE
CURSES
I thought maybe Put Bull, or Pot Boiler, or Peachy Buns.
Pawpbitch bitch.
Bitch pop, Pop.
I read it after I saw this and felt so very foolish.
TONY BLAIR VISITED MY PLACE OF WORK YESTERDAY, I DIDN'T SEE HIM BUT MY
PARTNER SAID HE WAS VERY SHORT.
It's a good job we don't have a Secret Service in this country, so I can say
with impunity that I'd like to punch Blair in his twatty face.
I could punch Blunkett also, he wouldn't see it coming.
Maybe his dog would warn him.
Alarm!
Alarm!
My dog didn't warn me of harm!
William Hague visited my school when I was there.
William Hague came to my local pub when he was Secretary of State for Wales, and
he was a very nice bloke.

He also didn't take the piss out of the landlord's blind dog bumping into chairs.
Post by Lister
We should all have twatted the bastard.
I daresay after your post about Steev's cat in UGVM yesterday a lot of people
would say the same about you.
--
"Instead of wasting hundreds of millions of pounds on compulsory ID
cards as the Tory Right demand, let that money provide thousands
more police officers on the beat in our local communities." Tony Blair, 1995
Lister
2005-11-19 14:09:41 UTC
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Otis Munkborter
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Otis Munkborter
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Post by Your Mother
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:27:44 +0000, The Rev
Post by The Rev
Post by Your Mother
Poor David Blunkett. The sniggering about his
sex life and mounting political pressures seem
to have got to him.
IARPBAICMFP.
PB 3:16
PAUL BURRELL?
NO WAIT, NO DIANA REFERENCE
CURSES
I thought maybe Put Bull, or Pot Boiler, or Peachy Buns.
Pawpbitch bitch.
Bitch pop, Pop.
I read it after I saw this and felt so very foolish.
TONY BLAIR VISITED MY PLACE OF WORK YESTERDAY, I DIDN'T SEE HIM BUT MY
PARTNER SAID HE WAS VERY SHORT.
It's a good job we don't have a Secret Service in this country, so I can say
with impunity that I'd like to punch Blair in his twatty face.
I could punch Blunkett also, he wouldn't see it coming.
Maybe his dog would warn him.
Alarm!
Alarm!
My dog didn't warn me of harm!
William Hague visited my school when I was there.
William Hague came to my local pub when he was Secretary of State for Wales, and
he was a very nice bloke.
He also didn't take the piss out of the landlord's blind dog bumping into chairs.
Post by Lister
We should all have twatted the bastard.
I daresay after your post about Steev's cat in UGVM yesterday a lot of people
would say the same about you.
Muhh

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